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this entry means I'm disappointed in myself
Ugh, last week was so awful. There should be a law against a bunch of shit happening the same week you get your period and/or your mother decides to marathon Grey's Anatomy. It just does not go well. There are too many hormones involved ( Read more... ) -
but I wanna believe in mr. hankey
How is it that I'm just now seeing the trailer for Beastly? And how come that's now two movies with Vanessa Hudgens that I plan to see next year? AND HOW COME SHE SPLIT WITH HILARIOUS FACIAL HAIR ZEFRON? So many depressing things in just one paragraph ( Read more... ) -
Now with less rage blackouts. Sort of.
Okay, so. I had my shirt on backwards for most of the day (this, along with mismatching pajama tops and bottoms, is my Pokemon power) and I missed the bus. The first part wasn't so bad (see: Pokemon power) because I had an epic coat on, BUT THE REST DID SUCK PRETTY BAD. I swear there are some wacky shenanigans going on with bus drivers after the ( Read more... ) -
sometimes I talk about things that aren't gossip girl or lady gaga
1. WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THIS CUP? North Korea scored, Nigeria lost to GREECE, SPAIN LOST TO SWITZERLAND (I will not mention that incident with England because I'm sure there's been enough mockery by now lolll) I- I have Concerns ( Read more... ) -
STOP THE WORLD a.k.a. The Jokes, They Write Themselves
After learning that the seemingly commitment-phobic JoBro dumped his Camp Rock co-star Demi Lovato last week, Taylor Swift sent her former pal a touching text message lending support and a kind ear as Demi wades through the public shame of being ditched ( Read more... ) -
Why yes, I am still talking about Telephone
SO. This video is like a neat little magic box and every time you open it something new and exciting pops out. Porn starts! The diner from NCIS/random gay porn! And didn't the other Great Dane that used to be in GaGa's videos die poisoned IRL? I AM TRYING TO REMEMBER, THIS IS OBVS VERY IMPORTANT AND FUNNY.
Also important and funny: BITCH SHIPS IT ( Read more... ) -
Weekend LOLparty Round Up
Oh, Family LOL: For Mother's Day this year, we've all discovered the secret tale of how my grandmother once told baby!Mary me to call her 'aunt' in public instead of 'grandma'. Apparently, she felt like she was too young to be a grandmother. But we all know she was just really vain
Oh, Family (part deux) LOL: For Mother's Day this year, we've all ( Read more... ) -
I was nervous, but excited. So I started singing a song called "nervous, but excited"
- "It's a really good movie, I don't know what you're talking about. If they'd picked better actors for those two, it would've been an even bigger hit." -- I officially have no mother.
- Oh, and this mother-that-I-no-longer-have wanted my brother to go with her to church next Friday. I think Greek Easter is next Sunday? But anyway, he was all "meh ( Read more... )
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It's Monday again? When did that happen?
Remember whiny/needy professor I mentioned below? Um, I was supposed to email him Thursday, except he and his emails annoyed the crap out of me last semester and now it's Monday and his class is tomorrow. I'm wondering if it'd be too ridiculous to email him today and/or if I should offer some kind of excuse. ("But Thursday is GAY SEX CAPS LOCK DAY ( Read more... )